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คำนี้แปลว่าอะไรเอ่ย... How do you say ... in Thai? (Part II)

2010-06-16T12:24:00.000-07:00

สวัสดีค่ะน้องๆ และเพื่อนๆ ทุกคน ไม่ได้เขียนอะไรลงบล็อกมานานพอสมควรเนื่องจากติดภารกิจมากมายหลายอย่าง แต่อยากจะบอกว่าคิดถึงทุกคนและดีใจที่เห็นเพื่อนๆ และน้องๆ ทั้งในไทยและอเมริกาติดตามอ่านบล็อกทุกวัน ดีใจที่รู้ว่าทุกคนที่แวะเข้ามาอ่านได้ประโยชน์จากเรื่องราวต่างๆ ที่เขียนไว้ และดูเหมือนว่าหัวเรื่องที่ได้รับความนิยมมากที่สุดจะเป็นเรื่อง "คำนี้แปลว่าอะไรเอ่ย?" ฉะนั้นวันนี้ก็อยากจะถือโอกาสเขียนภาคสองต่อ หวังว่าจะช่วยให้น้องๆ นำไปใช้ประโยชน์ได้ตามความเหมาะสมค่ะ

I haven't updated my blog for over a year due to my busy schedule. I do miss my fans very much and am really glad that people still visit my blog everyday. It makes me happy to know what I wrote is helpful and you are able to learn something from it. The most popular post that has consistently showed the highest visits is "How do you say ... in Thai?" So, since today I have a few minutes, I am taking this opportunity to write "How do you say...in Thai? (Part II)". As always, hope it is helpful to you...ka.

so-so (adj) = ก็งั้นๆ แหละ (คือแบบไม่ดีและก็ไม่เลว ปานกลาง)

Example: How was the food at the new Japanese restaurant? It's so-so.

ตัวอย่าง: อาหารที่ร้านญี่ปุ่นที่เปิดใหม่เป็นไงบ้าง? ก้งั้นๆ แหละ รสชาดปานกลาง

So what (adj) (= Who cares? or What does it matter?) = แล้วไงล่ะ (คือแสดงความรู้สึกแบบไม่สนใจ จะเป็นยังไงก็ช่าง ไม่สำคัญ)

So fetch! (= Cool! or Awesome!) = สุดยอด เริ่ดมาก

คำนี้เป็นคำแสลงมีความหมายเหมือนกับ Awesome! หรือ Cool! ถ้าใครเคยดูหนังเรื่อง Mean Girls อาจจะจำคำนี้ได้ เป็นคำที่แก็งค์สาวสวยสุดเริ่ดประจำโรงเรียนใช้พูดกัน

Example: That new shoe store, Cool Shoes, is SO fetch!

So be it (= accept it as it is) = ก็ว่าไปตามนั้นแล้วกัน เห็นด้วยตามกัน

Example: If you can't change the airplane ticket, so be it; I will meet you on Sunday.

ตัวอย่าง: ถ้าเปลี่ยนตั๋วไม่ได้ ก็ไม่เป็นไรปล่อยไปตามนั้น แล้วเจอกันวันอาทิตย์นะ

Mean (adj) = ใจร้าย ใจดำ

พูดถึงหนังเรื่อง Mean Girls แล้วไม่พูดถึงคำว่า Mean ไม่ได้ คำนี้ส่วนใหญ่จะรู้จักกันในความหมายทางสถิติแปลว่า ค่าเฉลี่ย ซึ่งเป็นคำนาม ในกรณีที่ Mean ใช้เป็นคำคุณศัพท์ (adj) ขยายคำนาม เช่น Mean girl อันนี้แปลว่า ใจร้าย ใจดำ ไม่น่ารักเลย

Example: Cinderella's stepmother was always so mean to her.

ตัวอย่าง: แม่เลี้ยงของซินเดอเรลล่าใจร้ายใจดำต่อเธอตลอดเวลา

Mean (v) = แปลว่า หมายถึง

นอกจากคำว่า Mean จะใช้เป็นคำคุณศัพท์ (adj) ที่แปลว่า ใจร้าย ใจดำแล้ว สามารถใช้เป็นคำกริยาได้ด้วย

Example: I have never heard this word before. What does it mean?

ตัวอย่าง: ไม่เคยได้ยินคำนี้มาก่อนเลย มันแปลว่าอะไรหรือ

What a coincidence! = ช่างบังเอิญจริงๆ (สิ่งที่เกิดขึ้นโดยไม่คาดคิดมาก่อน หรือไม่ตั้งใจว่าจะเกิดขึ้น)

ก่อนจบฝากนิดหนึ่งเรื่องชื่อเล่นค่ะ คนไทยเรามีชื่อเล่นน่ารักๆ เยอะมากในภาษาไทย แต่พอเขียนเป็นภาษาอังกฤษ ถ้าไม่ระวังแล้ว ชื่อนั้นอาจกลายเป็นชื่อที่มีความหมายน่าตลกขบขันไป เช่น ติ๊ก ถ้าเขียนว่า Tik ก็ดูปกติ แต่ถ้าเกิดเขียนว่า Tick หนึ่งในความหมายของ Tick คือเห็บบนตัวหมา อีกชื่อที่ฟังดูน่ารักมากคือ จัง ถ้าเขียนว่า Jung ในภาษาเกาหลีหมายถึง righteous แต่ถ้าเขียนว่า Junk ภาษาอังกฤษกลับแปลว่า ขยะ หรือภาษาแสลงหมายถึง อวัยวะเพศชายค่ะ

เอาแค่เท่าที่นึกได้ก่อนแล้วกัน และถ้าใครมีคำถามสงสัย หรืออยากรู้คำอื่นๆ ก็ฝากคำถามไว้นะคะ อาจจะตอบช้าบ้าง แต่รับรองว่าตอบแน่นอนค่ะ

When I tried to export more than 500 rows in Google Analytics for the first time

2009-02-26T11:16:00.000-08:00

Most Google Analytics users know that all reports in GA are subject to a maximum of the first 500 rows when exporting. The full list of data can’t be seen in the GA interface if the rows are more than 500. It only shows 500 rows on each report page. Also, the data can be downloaded 500 records at a time. However, I didn’t know that until I tried to download more than 500 rows of data to my spreadsheet. Like others, when I am stuck, I google on the internet to find an answer.

Many GA gurus provide the same solution.

Append &limit=x to the end of the URL.
where X = the numbers of rows I need to export. For older Excel (2003), the maximum rows are 63,500.

Some suggests, to make it simple, to append &limit=50000 to the end of the URL. When exporting, I will get back 50000 or whatever rows.

Well, I did follow the direction by changing Show Row option at the bottom of the report to 500 and adding &limit=50000 to the end of the URL. This made my Top Content URL look like below.

https://www.google.com/analytics/reporting/top_content?id=8010242&
pdr=20090126-20090225&cmp=average&trows=500
#lts=1235671650953&limit=50000

Then I clicked Export, selected CSV and downloaded the file...

Wait! It didn’t work! I still got only 500 rows on my spreadsheet. What did I miss? I googled again to check if I missed anything. Seemed like I did everything right. This is not supposed to be complicated!

Finally, I figured out what happened.

It's so simple!

After adding &limit=5000 to the end of the URL. I need to press ENTER before clicking Export to override the URL. Without pressing ENTER, the URL will remain the same.

Now I know… I told you learning by doing is the best way to learn…

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

2009-01-01T23:25:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year, everyone! Hope you had a wonderful time celebrating the New Year with your family and friends.

How did I celebrate New Year’s Eve and New Year?

I did something unusual this New Year since 2008 was kind of not so good year for me. I cooked dumplings, noodle and fish for my family. I have learned from my Chinese friends that dumplings is one of traditional Chinese new year food. It’s supposed to bring good luck and fortune. Besides dumplings, noodle and fish are good food to eat on New Year as well. Long noodle represents long-life and fish means success or abundance.

There are also some other dishes that are supposed to bring prosperity, wealth and happiness but I don’t remember all of them. So I did some research and found the website displaying the list of food and dumpling recipe. Just in case you are interested.

Dumplings - Good luck, fortune, and family togetherness

Noodles - When noodles are served, they are never cut because long noodles represent long-life.

Whole fish - The Chinese word for fish “yu,” is the same word for “success” or “abundance.” Serving the fish whole is a symbol of togetherness of the family.

Chicken - Like fish, chickens are served whole to symbolizing togetherness of the family

Oysters - Receptivity to good fortune

Dried bean curd - Like many of the foods that are served because the Chinese word for it also means something else, dried bean curd (tofu) symbolizes wealth and happiness

Bamboo shoots - The word for bamboo shoots also sounds like the phrase for “wishing that everything would be well”

Seaweed - Specifically, the black moss seaweed is the Chinese word for it also means “wealth”

Turnips - “Cai tou,” the word for turnip, also means “good omen.”

Meat balls - Symbolize reunion because the Chinese word “rou wan” is the same for both togetherness of the family.

Lotus seed - Is a symbol (or wish) of having many male offspring

Ginkgo nuts - Represent wealth

Lettuce - Prosperity

Garlic chives - Symbolize “everlasting”

Prawns - Stand for liveliness and happiness

Mixed vegetables - Represent family harmony

Oranges - They stand for abundance and sweetness of the New Year.

I am not sure if the food will help bring me good luck and such. However, they were delicious and at the same time made me very full and happy. For those reasons which are strange enough, I feel happy and ready to start my first day in 2009.

How about you? What did you do? How did you celebrate your New Year?

Sunbathing!

2008-11-29T19:56:00.000-08:00

This is something that my dogs do and a dog owner like me finds it very interesting, amusing and cute at the same time, and like to share it with you.

MC & KT love to go outside during the day for sunbathing. They like to spend about 10 – 15 minutes or so in the sun 4 – 5 times a day...

During the fall season, there is not much sun on their favorite spot. However, they try to make themselves to be as small as possible in order to fit into their preferred area. (You know they are not that small :)) I found it very funny, so I sneaked behind a curtain inside the house and took a picture of them.

They saw me taking the picture (They had good eyes). For some reason, they were so excited. They might think I was playing hide-and-seek with them. They both immediately jumped up and ran as fast as they could towards me. If they could talk, they would probably say 'Got you, mama'.

Hope you enjoy the pictures.

The Economic Meltdown! -- What should we do? (Part 2)

2008-11-11T09:22:00.000-08:00

Under this current economy, my husband and I try to find a way to tighten our belts and save money as much as we can in case of a financial emergency, so we will have money at our expense. I’ve tried to come up with the list of things that we do in order to help us save money on bills. Here are some tips that I would like to share with you.

Get rid of your bad spending habits. Create a budget so you know where your money goes each month.

Don’t eat out. Cook all your meals at home. Bring lunch to work. No coffee from Starbucks. :)

Shop carefully and always have a shopping list when you go grocery shopping. Stick with the list. Don’t buy products that you don’t really need because they are on sale. It’s a good idea to shop at bulk discount stores like Sam's Club and Costco to get the best deals.

Instead of going out to a movie, get Blockbuster or Netflix online membership. You can get movies delivered to your mailbox with low price.

Don’t spend a lot of money going on a trip. Consider a staycation instead.

Know how much money you have in your bank account. Make sure you don’t have a returned check (it costs $25-30 per check) and pay your bills on time to avoid paying a late fee.

Get rid of your landline phone if you have one. It is unnecessary expense and a waste of your money. Cell phones offer better rates and your can have a special deal by calling your family for free.

You might be able to get some kind of discount on your monthly bills if you have the payment deducted directly from your checking account electronically. Check with your providers.

Remove your credit card from your wallet, keep it in a safe place and DON'T use it. Try to pay everything in cash. When you see your cash fly out of your wallet, you will tend to spend less.
- REMEMBER: Although you don't use your credit card, you need to keep it. DON'T CANCEL IT!! Closing down the credit card will hurt your credit score (FICO score). America is a credit based economy. You need to have the credit (i.e. the credit card) in order to get a home mortgage, a car loan, rent an apartment, rent a car, apply for a job (for some jobs), get an insurance, etc. Good credit history will make your life easier financially.

Don’t borrow any money for anything. No home equity loan. No new kitchen. No new appliances unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Get out of debt ASAP. If you have credit card debt, pay it off ASAP. Focus on an interest rate and pay off the card with the highest interest rate first. This is very important if you want to pay down your debt quickly.

If you are a homeowner, make sure your interest rate is fixed and don’t fall behind on your mortgage payment.

Try to increase your cash flow. Make sure you have at least 6 months in the bank in case you lose your job (We are still working on it...it’s really hard!) Also, make sure your bank is FDIC insured because if your bank goes under, your money will be saved. Due to FDIC rules, it’s $100,000 for an individual account and $200,000 for a joint account.

What else do you do to save money? Share your thoughts!

The Economic Meltdown! -- What should we do? (Part 1)

2008-10-29T13:17:00.000-07:00

I apologize for keeping you waiting so long. I know some of you visit my blog to check on my new post regularly. But there is no update for a month. This is terrible! Anyway, I am back now and today I am going to talk about a HOT issue… (I am wearing my economist’s hat today.) :)

As you’ve known, the U.S.has been going towards an economic recession. There have been large layoffs across the board, from auto industry, airline industry to financial industry. According to the Labor Dept’s recent unemployment report released in September, unemployment rate increased to 6.1%, the highest level since 2003, 1.3% higher relative to the rate in February, and it is expected to keep on rising.

Housing market is in bad shape and continues to worsen. Housing inventory has incessantly gone up while the price has decreased. However, a lot of people still can’t afford a house because of not having high credit scores, the credit crunch and the credit freeze. Current foreclosure rate is high (one in every 538 U.S. households were in some stage of foreclosure). At the same time, stock prices have been falling with violent swings. U.S. stocks plunged the most since the crash of 1987.

Due to uncertainty, many companies and businesses try to survive and come up with a strategy and an action plan to cope with the economic meltdown. One of the strategies is to reduce an expense by downsizing the company. As well as other companies, the president of my company just announced the new business plan. 17% of total positions got eliminated last week. It’s very stressful and painful situation for everybody.

The recession is predicted to last about 2 years or so. However, I think it might carry on longer, depending on our new U.S. President’s policies and other internal and external factors. Things don’t look good right now and I expect them to get worse.

I went grocery shopping last week and found the prices of many products have already been raised. For example, I used to spend $2.25 for my favorite TV dinner. Now I pay $2.99. Also, I paid $15.99 for a bag of frozen salmon. Now I pay $21. Surprise! Surprise! Looks like I have to find cheaper food to eat on my next grocery trip. How about you? What do you think about the current economic crisis?

Have you had any plan to deal with the economic downturn? Have you asked yourself about what you can do to spend less and save more during this time? What do you need to do to survive in case you or your significant other gets laid off?

คำนี้แปลว่าอะไรเอ่ย --- How do you say .... in Thai?

2008-09-27T16:25:00.000-07:00

เมื่ออาทิตย์ที่แล้วน้องแคร์ฝากคำถามไว้ว่า คำว่า เกรงใจ ในภาษาอังกฤษควรจะใช้คำว่าอะไร พออ่านคำถามแล้วก็เกิดความคิดขึ้นมาว่ามีคำในภาษาอังกฤษง่ายๆ หลายคำที่เราเห็นและใช้กันบ่อยๆ แต่ไม่รู้ความหมายเป็นภาษาไทย วันนี้เลยอยากจะเขียนรวบรวมคำเหล่านี้ไว้ เผื่อน้องๆ จะได้เลือกนำไปใช้พูดในชีวิตประจำวันได้ตามความเหมาะสมค่ะ

awesome = ยอดเยี่ยม หรือแบบคนไทยเราก็คือยอดเยี่ยมกระเทียมดอง

That's awesome!

You're awesome!

cool = เจ๋งเป้ง

This is so cool! or Cool!

You rock! = สุดยอด, เริ่ดมาก, ยอดเยี่ยม

a green thumb = เป็นคนมือเย็น (หมายถึงคนที่ปลูกต้นไม้อะไรก็เจริญงอกงามไปหมด)

You have a green thumb.

Chill out! (= calm down) = ใจเย็นๆ ค่า

Be my guest = เชิญเลยค่ะ เชิญตามสบาย

Be my guest = Do as you wish; go ahead; go for it; help yourself

Example: Do you mind if I read your newspaper? Be my guest.

Example: If you want to give it a try, be my guest!

Make yourself at home = ตามสบายไม่ต้องเกรงใจ (ทำตัวตามสบายให้เหมือนกับอยู่บ้านตัวเอง)

What goes around, come around.(อันนี้ได้ยินบ่อยมากๆ) = ให้ทุกข์แก่ท่านทุกข์นั้นถึงตัว, ทำดีได้ดี ทำชั่วได้ชั่ว

It's not a big deal = เรื่องขี้ปะติ๋ว, ไม่ใช่เรื่องใหญ่

It's not a big deal! = It's no big deal; don't worry; no problem

It's a matter of life and death = เรื่องใหญ่มาก, เรื่องสำคัญมากๆ, เรื่องคอขาดบาดตาย

two-faced = หน้าอย่างใจอย่าง, ใช้บรรยายอาการของคนที่ตีสองหน้าพูดหรือกระทำต่อหน้าเราอย่างหนึ่ง แต่ลับหลังกับคนอื่นกลายเป็นอีกอย่างหนึ่ง

two-faced = fake (adj.)

lose face = หมดความน่าเชื่อถือ, เสียหน้า

Jack refused to admit he made a mistake because he didn't want to lose face.

save face = รักษาหน้า, รักษาความน่าเชื่อถือ, รักษาศักดิ์ศรี

Rather than fire him outright, they let him save face by accepting his resignation.

เอาแค่เท่าที่นึกได้ก่อนแล้วกัน และถ้าใครมีคำถามสงสัย หรืออยากรู้คำอื่นๆ ก็ฝากคำถามไว้นะคะ อาจจะตอบช้าบ้าง แต่รับรองว่าตอบแน่นอนค่ะ

Can you speak English very well?

2008-09-17T15:17:00.000-07:00

Some of you might think since my writing skill is good, I must also speak English very well and probably sound very much like a native English speaker.

Oh well, I wish. The truth of the matter is no…not yet!

I might write like an American most of the time but, in my opinion, my speaking still need to be improved. I am able to speak English well but not as fluent as my Thai, especially when I want to yell at someone. :) Like some of you, I still suffer from Thai accent syndrome and often speak “Tinglish” instead of English.

This might help you feel better about your English if I tell you I have already been in America for 7 years (3 years of schooling and 4 years of working). I try to improve my speaking skill but it seems to be progressed slowly nowadays. Maybe I am getting old?? My learning curve doesn’t grow as fast as when I first came here. My speaking tends to get worse when I am tired (working too hard, having a stressful day or not having enough sleep). When it happens, my brain starts to have a hard time processing an English vocabulary word. As a result, I start to speak English and Thai together in one sentence without noticing it. My American accent becomes Thai accent. I occasionally forget how to pronounce the simple word, too.

Have you experience the same problem as I have?

Also, if I spend a lot of time reading and/or speaking Thai with my friends and family, my English speaking ability will go down hill so quickly. I can’t switch back and forth between Thai and English easily. I can only remember a word in Thai but not in English. For example, instead of thinking of the word “airplane”, I might refer to it as “A big thing that flies in the sky” in English and perhaps point at the sky to give you a clue. Don’t be surprise if you sometimes hear me call “a rice cooker” as “A pot that you can plug into a wall to make rice”.

How about you? How long have you been in America?

Have you had the same problem as I have?

How did you handle it?

What do you do to improve your speaking skill?

My Very Interesting Pet!

2008-08-30T12:45:00.000-07:00

Can you guess the most exotic pet I've ever had?

A spider...nope!

A snake...wrong!

Try again...

A cricket...nah...sorry!

The answer is an OCTOPUS! (ปลาหมึก = Pla -Muek)

Yes, a live octopus with tentacles. This is the same creature that is served as a delicious dish in Thailand! Have you ever eaten octopus? Does my pet look delicious?

Eddie, the octopus, was the pet my husband and I had when we lived in Thailand. I named him after Eddie Murphy, the movie star. He had a funny look that reminded him of 'Eddie'. Look at his picture on the left, then you will see what I am talking about.

Per Wikipedia, octopuses are highly intelligent, probably more intelligent than any other order of invertebrates. They are intelligent enough to escape from secure tanks, due to their problem solving skills, mobility and lack of rigid structure. Eddie tried to escape from the tank, too. Fortunately, he was not successful due to how our aquarium was built. When the octopus escape, they can't find their way back to the tank. They are usually found dead on the floor. What a sad way to lose your pet.
Have you lost a pet in some sad way?

Keeping Eddie was a lot fun. We provided him with different types of homes. Lucky him...I only had one home...hahaha. He didn't stay at one place for long. He liked to relocate from one home to the next. One of his favorite homes was my dad's whiskey glass. His second favorite home seemed to be a clay pot (see the picture on the left). It was actually made to be a bird house but it was perfect for Eddie.

See the pictures below. Looks like he was moving again. :)

One thing about Eddie that fascinated me was every time he moved to his new home, he always moved his "belongings" with him. What am I talking about? Well, Eddie collected quite a few empty shells. He used them to decorate his home. He was very particular about how placed the shells. He would rearrange them until he was happy about it. Isn't that funny?

We fed Eddi a live fish sometimes and let him hunt his own food.
He was a good predator. Here is a picture of him grasping the fish
with his tentacle.

Have you ever pet the live octopus?

It's very cool that Eddie let my husband pet him. He was very smart and figured out that my husband's hand was neither food nor his predator, so he didn't try to attack his hand. It was scary to think about it now because the octopus can bite you and inject you with poison and digestive enzymes if he feels threatened.

The octopus has a short life span. On average, they live about one year. We had Eddie about 6 - 7 months or so before he died from old age. He was a great and cool pet we've had!

If you would like to see Eddie's video, please visit the links below. We posted 2 of his videos on sharkle.com 3 years ago.

Part I Eddie the Octopus, My Interesting Pet

Part II Eddie the Octopus, My Interesting Pet

How about you? Tell me about your pet.

What is the most unusual pet you've ever had?

ชื่อนั้นสำคัญไฉน --- Cute Name or Not?

2008-08-21T19:54:00.000-07:00

วันนี้อยากจะเล่าเรื่องชื่อค่ะ มีชื่อน่ารักๆ ในภาษาไทยจำนวนมากที่เมื่อนำมาเขียนเป็นภาษาอังกฤษแล้วกลายเป็นคำศัพท์คำหนึ่ง ซึ่งไม่น่าจะมีปัญหาอะไรถ้าคำศัพท์นั้นๆ มีความหมายน่ารักเหมือนในภาษาไทย ทีนี้มันไม่ใช่อย่างนั้นน่ะสิคะ ชื่อบางชื่อเวลาเขียนสะกดตรงตัวในภาษาอังกฤษ กลายเป็นคำศัพท์ที่มีความหมายตลกหรือน่าอายไปซะแล้ว วันนี้ก็เลยอยากจะขอยกตัวอย่างชื่อหรือคำนำหน้าชื่อที่พูดถึงนี้มาฝากไว้เป็นความรู้กัน

พี่ -- คำนี้ถ้าเขียนเป็นภาษาอังกฤษว่า PEE และใช้นำหน้าชื่อ เช่น PEE Nuch รู้ไหมคะว่า PEE หรือ PEE PEE นั้น แปลว่า ปัสสาวะ ถ้าจะให้ดี ควรใช้ P' หรือ Pi นำหน้าชื่อ เช่น P'Nuch จะดีกว่าค่ะ นอกจากนี้ ชื่อที่มีคำว่า พี นำหน้า เช่น พีรพงษ์ เวลาสะกดเป็นภาษาอังกฤษ ระวังอย่าสะกดว่า PEErapong นะคะ ถ้าให้ดี สะกดว่า Pirapong จะดูน่ารักกว่าเยอะเลยค่ะ

ชมพู่ -- ถ้าเรียกย่อๆ ว่า พู่ และเขียนเป็นภาษาอังกฤษว่า POO รู้ไหมว่า POO หรือ POO POO แปลว่าอะไร แปลว่าอุจจาระ หรือ crap ค่ะ ถ้าจะให้ดีเขียนว่า Chompu ดูดีกว่า

บุ๋ม -- มีหลายคนเขียนว่า BOOM ซึ่งดีค่ะ แปลว่า grow / develop แต่หลายคนเขียนว่า BUM คำนี้มีความหมายว่าเป็นคนไม่ทำงานทำการ ขี้เกียจสันหลังยาว และในภาษาอังกฤษแบบ British เป็นคำแสลง แปลว่า ก้น ค่ะ อยากจะเป็น Boom หรือ Bum ก็เลือกดูตามใจชอบค่ะ

พร หรือ ภรณ์ -- สาวๆ หลายคนมีคำนำหน้าชื่อด้วย พร หรือลงท้ายชื่อด้วย ภรณ์ คำนี้ถ้าเขียนเป็นภาษาอังกฤษว่า PORN ความหมายไม่น่ารักเท่าไหร่ เพราะ PORN ย่อมาจาก Pornography แปลว่าหนังโป๊ ค่ะ โป๊แบบ xxx เลยนะ

พิศ, พิศมัย, ชวนพิศ -- คำว่า พิศ ถ้าเขียนว่า Pis ไม่เป็นไรค่ะ แต่ถ้าเขียนว่า PISS เมื่อไหร่ล่ะก็ กลายเป็นคำแสลงที่ไม่สุภาพ แปลว่า ปัสสาวะ ค่ะ

ฮัว -- ชื่อนี้ไม่มีปัญหาเรื่องเขียนสะกด แต่มีปัญหาเวลาออกเสียงค่ะ ฝรั่งบางคนฟังไม่ชัด อาจได้ยินว่า คุณชื่อ Whore (โสเภณี) ไม่ใช่ Huo ยุ่งเลยค่ะทีนี้ :)

จะว่าไปก็ไม่ใช่มีแต่ชื่อในภาษาไทยเท่านั้นที่อ่านออกเสียง หรือสะกดแล้วกลายเป็นเรื่องหัวเราะ ตลกเฮฮาในภาษาอังกฤษ ชื่อในภาษาอังกฤษเองก็มีเหมือนกันที่อ่านแล้ว กลายเป็นเรื่องตลกขบขัน จนเจ้าของชื่อต้องไปขอเปลี่ยนชื่อเป็นอย่างอื่น เพราะไม่อยากโดนล้อ ตัวอย่างเช่น

Ann Chovie ( sounds like 'Anchovy')
Bea Sting (sounds like 'Bee Sting')
Bill Ding (sounds like 'Building')
Brice Tagg (sounds like 'Price Tag')
Dinah Sore (sounds like 'Dinosaur')
Carl Arm (sounds like 'Car Alarm')
Doll R. Bill...(Dollar Bill)
Ira Fuse (I Refuse)
Justin Case (Just in Case)
Kent Cook (Can't Cook)
Lou Sirr (Loser)
Rita Book (Read a Book)
Stu Pitt (Stupid)
U.P. Freehly (You Pee Freely) --- จำคำว่า Pee ได้ไหมเอ่ย
Val Crow (Velcro)
Zoltan Pepper (Salt and Pepper)

ถ้าอยากอ่านเพิ่มเติมเกี่ยวกับ Funny Names ในภาษาอังกฤษ คลิกที่ลิ้งค์ ค่ะ

How about your name? Does it sound funny in English? How do you spell it in English?

Do you know someone who has a cute Thai name but when it is written in English, it can be translated into something funny or terrible?

Do you know….?

2008-08-19T14:36:00.000-07:00

Americans see the world differently that we do in Asia. One of the strangest things I've observed is how Westerners assign the pronouns HE or SHE to living things in the environment. American’s want to extend these pronouns as a friendly gesture or they want to superimpose a human personality on this thing. It is almost as though people here see animals, insects, fish and birds as things that live a similar life to humans. All this sounded very weird to me when I first heard it. In Thailand, we generally call any animal, including family pet, ‘IT’. HE and SHE are only used for humans. After living here and having different kinds of pets, I have no problem calling my dogs, rats and other pets, HE or SHE. In fact, it seems appropriate.

Mosquitos, roaches, fleas, ticks, and other pests don’t seem to have earned this same privilege. They are simply called by their names (roach) or perhaps they earn an explicative (Damn mosquito!, Stupid roach!).

Maybe this strange system is popular in America, because Westerners are lonely, and they want more friends. Americans are trying to enrich their families with new members. I have observed families are often separated by hundreds (if not thousands) of miles, only seeing each other at Christmas or Thanksgiving.

Are there any of you from Asia who have been surprised by this strange part of Western culture (HE/SHE)?

What do you think about my assertion that Western culture promotes feelings of loneliness? Do you have a story to share? Do you miss your family in Asia?

What did people think about my blog?

2008-08-15T15:02:00.000-07:00

After 10 days of publishing my blog, it's time to check my traffic. Yes, it's reality check time!

I sent emails to my friends and posted the URL of my blog on my favorite forum. Like other bloggers, I hope that people would be interested, decide to come visit my blog and like the content I presented. And they sure did!

Friends, do you know you really made my day?

What did people say about the blog? The feedback I received was good. They like my blog. They said it's helpful...YEH!! That's encouraging.

Anyway, the funny thing is they didn't post their comments here at the blog. People let me know by sending me an email or posting their comments on my favorite forum instead. Why? I don't know but surely would like to know. Looks like if I want to add comments, I might have to do it myself..hahaha. :).

Back to the traffic tracking, I am pleased with the result so far. Like I said, I couldn't believe people actually read my posts.

I created the blog on Aug 5th and as of Aug 14th, 08, I had 57 unique visitors or about 5.7 visitors per day. Total pageviews were 498 which were very nice. Per visit people spent about 12.14 minutes reading my posts. Wow!! that's great! Bounce rate is quite low. That means the content of my blog didn't scare people away. The visitors didn't run away from site as soon as they opened the page.

Where did my visitors come from? I am curious to know, too. Did my friends in Thailand visit the blog? The blog is writen in English for the most part, so that might be a problem. They might not like it because we don't speak English in Thailand.

Well, as you can see, I had 104 visits from the U.S. and 9 from Thailand. The number of pageviews per visit from Thailand was lower than the number from America but it's not bad at all. People from Thailand browsed almost 2 pages. That's a high number for me.

Would you like to know more which province in Thailand my visitors were coming from?

5 of them were from Bangkok and 4 were from Phisanulok. Thanks for visiting, guys!

How about people from the U.S.? Did I know where they were? Let's check it out.

They came from 10 different states. Again, guys, thanks for visiting!

I don't want to overwhelm you with statistics and such. Just want to give you some basic idea. So, let's revisit the site stats in the next 10 days or so and see how things go. See if I have any returning visitor or any visitor at all :).

If you have any question or comment, please let me know.

I try make my blog useful and entertaining at the same time. Also, try to update it as often as I can. Hope you enjoy reading it.

Let’s get to the BOTTOM of this!

2008-08-12T07:51:00.000-07:00

I got a question from my Thai friend regarding the word BUM (slang), meaning, in this case, part of the human body that we sit on. I don’t hear this word, used to describe the part of the human body, very often. Frequently, I hear people use the word BUNS (plural) instead. And it is said in a complimentary way. For example, nice buns! Also, there are some other words with the same meaning as BUNS and often used in America such as BUTTOCKS (plural), BUTT and BEHIND. So I did a little research and found that BUM is actually a British English slang. That’s why!

Speaking of the part of the human body that we sit on, TOOSHIE, BOTTOM and HEINE are the words that people normally use when they are around children.

When comparing a degree of politeness, outside of the 3 words above, REAR, REAR END, BACKSIDE and BEHIND are most polite in general. BUTT is not as polite as REAR or BEHIND; however, I see people use it a lot on TV. The word that is least polite compared to others is ASS. So try not to use it much! Btw, I found Slang Map of the Human Body Part which is very cool. You might want to check it out.

I still don’t totally understand why, in English, there are always more than one synonym, invented just for substituting one word. If one word has had only one synonym, it'd have made my life a lot easier. :)

HTH :)

My dog loves her treadmill

2008-08-09T16:19:00.000-07:00

You might find this very cute! My dog loves to be on the treadmill. We bought the treadmill just for her. It took about 2 weeks to train her. After that, she has no problem working out on the treadmill and seems to really enjoy it. What a dog!

Abbreviation - What is it?

2008-08-09T14:05:00.000-07:00

วันนี้ขอเขียนอธิบายเป็นภาษาไทยหน่อยแล้วกัน เพื่อเป็นการเปลี่ยนบรรยากาศ ไหนๆ ก็เป็นวันหยุดเสาร์ แล้วก็เห็นใจน้องๆ หลายคนที่ต้องเปิดดิกเวลาอ่านคำอธิบายเป็นภาษาอังกฤษ

วันนี้อยากจะพูดถึงคำย่อในภาษาอังกฤษ หรือ Abbreviation คำย่อในที่นี้หมายถึง รูปย่อของคำหรือวลี หลายคนอาจจะสับสนว่าทำไมภาษาอังกฤษมีคำย่อเยอะเหลือเกิน มันคืออะไรกันบ้าง แตกต่างกันอย่างไร (อยากจะบอกว่าไม่ต้องตกใจกับมัน เพราะบางคำก็ถูกประดิษฐ์ขึ้นมาเพื่อใช้เฉพาะสถานที่ เช่นตามบริษัทต่างๆ มักจะมีคู่มือคำย่อที่ใช้ภายใน จัดทำเป็นเล่มให้พนักงานไว้ศึกษาและอ้างถึง)

คำย่อ (Abbreviation) มีอยู่หลายชนิด แต่ในที่นี้จะขอพูดถึงที่พบเห็นบ่อยๆ ในภาษาอังกฤษ ได้แก่ Acronym และ Intialism.

What is the difference between those two?

Acronym เป็นคำย่อที่เกิดจากการผสมตัวอักษรตัวแรกของชื่อหรือวลี เมื่อเวลาออกเสียงรวมกันแล้วกลายเป็นคำใหม่ อย่าเพิ่งงงนะคะ มีตัวอย่างให้ดูค่ะ

NATO อ่านว่า เน-โต้ ย่อมาจาก North Atlantic Treaty Organization เกิดจากการผสมตัวอักษรตัวแรกของแต่ละคำ ทำให้เกิดเป็นคำใหม่ คือ NATO หลายคนอาจจะเคยเห็นคำนี้ในความหมายของ No Action Talk Only

RADAR อ่านว่า เรด้า ย่อมาจาก Radio Detection And Ranging

หรือ 2 คำต่อไปนี้ เป็นคำที่ผู้เขียนคิดขึ้นมาเอง เพื่อใช้เรียกสมาชิกในครอบครัว

MOM ย่อมาจาก My Other Mother

MAMIA อ่านว่า มา-เมีย ย่อมาจาก My Another Mother In America

นอกจากนี้ยังมี acronym จำนวนมากที่ถูกแต่งขึ้นมาเพื่อความบันเทิง ที่พบบ่อยๅ เช่น

ICE = In Case of Emergency

HOLLAND = Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

GOLF = Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

NINJA = No Income, No Job or Assets

YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options

Intialism เป็นกลุ่มของตัวอักษรซึ่งมาจากคำแรกของชื่อหรือวลี และแต่ละตัวอักษรออกเสียงตามตัว ไม่ได้รวมกันเป็นคำเหมือนกับ acronym ตัวย่อประเภทนี้พบเห็นกันบ่อยมาก เช่น

BTW = By The Way (เห็นไหมคะว่าเราอ่านตามตัวอักษร ว่า บี-ที-ดับเบิ้ลยู

FAQ = Frequently Asked Question

HTML = Hyper-Text Markup Language

TTYL = Talk To You Later

LOL = Laughing Out Loud

WTF = What The Heck

LMAO = Laughing My Butt Off

RTFM = Read The Fine Manual (หรือ Read The F*cking Manual)

คำต่อไปนี้ใช้มากในการเขียนอีเมลล์เชิงธุรกิจ

FYI = For Your Information

ASAP = As Soon As Possible

EOD = End Of Day

TBD = To Be Determined

ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival or Expected Time of Arrival

C/O = Care Of

อันนี้เป็นลิ้งค์ที่รวบรวมคำที่ย่อแบบต่างๆ ไว้ หลายๆ คำตลกมาก ถ้าสนใจก็ลองเช็คดูนะคะ

HTH (= Hope This Helps)

Ask Gee

2008-08-08T06:57:00.000-07:00

Friends,

You're welcome to post your question here. I don't know everything, of course, but I am happy to answer your question if I can.

Have a nice day!

I got it!

2008-08-07T07:37:00.000-07:00

I couldn’t be more proud of myself because I finally got Google Analytics added to my blog. I am very familiar with GA because I create many reports for my clients. However, the funny thing is I didn’t know how to set it up on a blog. After visiting many sites and blogs over the past few days and took a little detour, I found my answer:).

My goal is to get a free blog accepting GA so that I could track site traffic. I took a wrong turn at first by creating a blog on wordpress.com because I read from many sources that GA can be installed easily to WordPress. I just have to download the plug-in, open WordPress Dashboard and browse to PRESENTATION > THEME EDITOR > FOOTER.PHP and paste GA code into FOOTER.PHP file in WordPress. Sounds very simple, doesn’t it? Oh..well, the problem was I couldn’t find ‘THEME EDITOR’ anywhere on my Dashboard. After searching some more, I found the instruction I got is for someone who installs WordPress site on their own domain, NOT for WordPress.com website. OK, now it makes sense! That’s why I didn't see the darn thing on my dashboard...:-)

I wondered if I could find the free blog to play with without purchasing a domain. The answer is YES, fortunately. (Btw, I am really thankful to have the internet. It’s the best way to search any information I need quickly. I don’t know what to do without it.) I found out that www.blogspot.com (free weblog publishing tool from Google) was the solution. I was able to insert the code easily by going to the LAYOUT TAB and clicking on EDIT HTML. After that, added the tracking code just before the body tag, (body), saved and waited for the result on the next day. Simple and sweet! Love it!

American English vs. British English ---- Isn't one version enough?

2008-08-06T14:09:00.000-07:00

Before I moved to America, I didn’t know the difference between American English and British English. To me, English was English. There was no difference. Later on, I learned that people from England and America, not including Australia and South Africa, have different accents. Some words used in England are not used in America. Some words I learned in school in my country are spoken primary in England, but not in America. It was very confusing at that time. I was wondering WHY one version of English wasn't enough. Why didn't make it simple? Anyway, it's out of my control, so I had no choice but to learn. After living in America for a while and working my rear off to improve my English, my language skill has been a lot better (thank goodness!), so the difference between British English and American English is no longer a big issue.

For a reference, I put together some frequently used words that have the same meaning in British English and American English but spell differently. I am sure most of you've known these words in both versions already. Thus, think of it as a review. ENJOY!!

American English vs. British English

Closet = Cupboard / Wardrobe

Elevator = Lift

Pants = Trousers

Underwear / panties = Pants / Underwear / Knickers

Turtle Neck = Polo Neck

Bath Robe = Dressing Gown

Eraser = Rubber (rubber in America also means 'condom'.)

Parking Lot = Car park

Cross Walk = Zebra Crossing / Pedestrian Crossing

sidewalk = Pavement

Gas Station = Petrol Station

Fire Truck = Fire Engine

Duplex = Semi-Detached House

Apartment = Flat

Candy = Sweets

Chips (such as potato chips, chips you eat with dipping sauce) = Crisps

French Fries = Chips (French Fries in McDonald's)

Jell-o (flavoured gelatin) = Jelly (a dessert in th UK)

Check = Bill (at restaurant)

Bathroom / Restroom / Lady's room = The Toilet / Loo / The John / Bog / WC / Visiting the little boys (little girl's room) Btw, please don't say you need to go to a TOILET in America. It sounds very funny and is too much information!! If you are a woman, says ' I need to go to a lady's room. It sounds a lot better.

Faucet = Tap

Backyard / Yard = Garden

Trash Can = Bin / Dust Bin

Range or Stove = Cooker

Policeman / Cop = Policeman

Mailman = Postman

Soccer = Football

Stand in a Line. There's a line. = Queue (There's a queue)

Want to learn more? Click on the link below:

Hope this helps :)

English and Me

2008-08-06T08:37:00.000-07:00

When I first came to America as a student, it’s a nightmare. I had a hard time understanding what people said. When I watched TV, I caught only the first and the last word of a sentence. The rest of the sentence…who knew where it went. When I went to a movie, I laughed when people laughed because I didn’t want to look stupid but I had NO IDEA what they laughed about. That’s stupid..hahaha!

My situation was so bad that I told myself I had to do something to change it; otherwise, I would not survive and would not graduate. My action plan was to isolate myself from my friends so that I didn’t speak my language (Thai) all the time. I moved out from a dorm, rented an apartment and bought a BIG TV. That was a big investment for a college student :). I started watching TV with closed captioning on continually. I wrote down a new word I learned from a TV show and practiced using it whenever I could. I attended special classes to correct my pronunciation. I tried to speak, read, think and breathe in English (the last one was very difficult to do ;) ). After a few months or so, I started seeing my progress. I couldn’t believe myself when I was able to understand every single word a lady on the news said. Also, people could understand what I tried to say. That’s EXCITING! And the most important thing was I dreamed in English. That was a big accomplishment to me!

I was very happy that I was on the right track. I kept learning and making progress on my English. As a result, I graduated. I was very proud of myself for working hard and got over a big hump. Afterward, I have been able to use my knowledge and experience helping other people to improve their English. It’s really a great feeling! English and I, we I finally made peace!

Learning English is a life long learning. It’s something I like and continue doing. I like to make it fun. When I learn something new, I feel I couldn’t keep it to myself. I would like to share it with the world! That's why I start writing this blog. I hope what I share will be somewhat useful to my readers.

about

2008-08-05T19:01:00.000-07:00

After creating this blog, I asked myself what I am going to write about. There are many things I am interested in but I can’t post all of them, so I need to narrow them down. I would like to talk about web analytics for sure. That’s one category that I can add to my blog. What else’s? I like to talk about learning English and share my knowledge with my friends. A-ha, the second category was born. And last but not least, sharing experience about living and working in America might be fun, too. Great! Now I have my topics set-up. The hard part is done!

And let the journey begin…